Monday, February 15, 2010
Saint Valentine Visits Barkingham Palace
Yes, Ellie has received her first Valentine card. The message reads as follows:
"To Ellie. A Valentine wish that's just for you, and lots of love comes with it too."
And whose heart is that Ellie has captured, I hear you ask? Really, you need to ask? It's the one true love of her life, Hoolie, of course. Yes, if there were any doubts about the blossoming love affair between Hoolie and Ellie, this surely casts them aside. Now, whether Hoolie sent it to her because of true love, or because he was riddled with guilt over robbing her of her virginity and then casting her aside, is another matter. But she seems delighted all the same.
And, as if that wasn't enough, they're even going on a date together. Yes, they have arranged a day at the beach together in March. I tell you, I think it's time to start picking out your new hats....
Posted by The Dog Man